Q: What is every blondes ambition in life?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?

A: Im sooo drunk!

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?

A: (Screaming) I said: Im drunk!

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?

A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?

A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

A: Finger on chin-I dont know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?

A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?

A2: So that when theyre on the train they can tell if theyre going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A: Because thats where youre supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers every month?

A: Because it says on the box: good for up to 20 pounds.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.