Guaranteed to get a little something in the sack
If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some
You dont have to compliment the person who gives you candy
The person you are with doesnt fantasize you are someone else
Forty years from now you will still enjoy candy
If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you are kinky
Doesnt matter if the kids hear you moan and groan
Less guilt the next morning
If you dont get what you want, you can always go next door.