Old and New Jokes

The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store. There were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something with which she could help the gentleman. The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The man agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrasment, so I was wondering what you could give me for it. The pharmacist said, Just a minute, Ill go talk to my sister. When she returned, she said, We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car and $3000.00 a month living expenses.