Old and New Jokes

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says I’m going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy.
Not to be outdone, Britney ripped $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, Look, I just made two people really happy. Not even noticing Britney’s stupid move, Christina bragged, Look, I’m going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier. At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand it anymore, comes out and says, I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.