Saddam called President Clinton and said: Bill, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a flag.

Clinton said:Saddam, what was on the flag? Sadam said: Allah is God, God is Allah.

Clinton said: You know, Saddam, Im really glad you called because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war; it had been completely rebuilt. And on every building there was a flag.

Saddam said: Bill, what were on the flags?

Clinton replied: I really dont know. I cant read Hebrew!