Old and New Jokes

Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy.High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things.Free-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy and irresponsible.Ample . . . . . . . . . . . . . Large.Huggable . . . . . . . . . . . . Large.Zaftig . . . . . . . . . . . . . REALLY Large.Fat and Sassy . . . . . . . . . Large and loudmouthed.Slender . . . . . . . . . . . . Skinny.Svelte . . . . . . . . . . . . . Anorexic.Petite (I am). . . . . . . . . . Short.Petite (you are) . . . . . . . . Size 2.Dynamic . . . . . . . . . . . . Pushy.Assertive . . . . . . . . . . . Pushy with a mean streak.Excited About Lifes Journey . . No concept of reality.Moody . . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive.Unpredictable . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and off medication.Soulful . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and quiet.Poetic . . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and boring.Looking for Mr/Ms Right. . . . . Looking for Mr/Ms Rich.Very Human . . . . . . . . . . . Quasimodo.Uninhibited . . . . . . . . . . Lacking basic social skills.Irreverent . . . . . . . . . . . Mean and lacking basic social skills.Aging Child . . . . . . . . . . Self-centered adult.Freedom-loving . . . . . . . . . Undependable.Young at Heart . . . . . . . . . Over 40.Youthful . . . . . . . . . . . . Over 50 and in major denial.Chatty . . . . . . . . . . . . . Never shuts up.Humorous . . . . . . . . . . . . Watches too much TV and never shuts up.Financially secure (I am). . . . Has a job.Financially secure (you are) . . Rich.Affectionate . . . . . . . . . . Horny.Romantic . . . . . . . . . . . . Horny.Passionate . . . . . . . . . . . REALLY horny.