Q&As about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?

A: Its his photo ID.

Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing – yet.

Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?

A: B-52…F-16…B-1…

Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?

A: Duck.

Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: Whats the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?

A: The bucket.

Q: Whats the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.

Q: Why dont Salami Bin Cowards people eat turd sandwiches?

A: They hate bread.

Q: Why dont the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?

A: The camels cant handle it.