A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, Hes 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.
The next-door neighbor protested, Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.
The wife replied, Yes, but who wants HIM back?