Plumbing Problems? Call RENT-A-JOHN! We have all types of portable johns to help solve your waste disposal crisis.

Eight Comfortable Models to Select From:

Dear John

(the double seater)
Head of the Class

(our campus special)
Johnny-Come-Lately

(six months of free suppositories)
Johnny-on-the-Spot

(fast operation model)
Farmers Haven

(need we say more?)
Johnny-Jump-Up

(with floral motif)
Johnny-Be-Good

(a toilet-training favorite with parents)
Can-Can

(comes with bidet; imported from France)

Contact RENT-A-JOHN, a subsidiary of JOHNS-R-US

Number 2, Relief Prospect

Flushing, NY