I walked into a bar today and see a sign hanging over the bar which reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50HANDJOB $10.00Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walked up to the bar
and beckoned to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving
drinks to a meager looking group of men.Yes? she inquires with a knowing smile, can I help you?
I was wondering, are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?Yes, she purred, I am.
so I said : Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger