A haggard old lady was riding in a posh hotels elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on, smelling divine. She says arrogantly to the old lady, Georgio, $100 an ounce. On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on, smelling lovely as well. She turns to the two other women and says, Chanel, $150 an ounce. The old ladys floor is approaching and as the doors open, she looks at the two young ladies, bends over, farts and says, Broccoli, 49 cents a pound.