You might be a Republican if…..1. Youre a pro-lifer but support the death penalty.2. Youve ever referred to the moral fiber of something.3. Youve ever uttered the phrase Why dont we just
bomb the sons of bitches?4. Youve ever called a secretary or waitress Honey.5. You dont think The Simpsons is all that funny, but
you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.6. You dont let your kids watch Sesame Street because
you accuse Bert and Ernie of sexual deviance.7. You use any of these terms to describe your wife: Old ball and chain, little woman, old lady, tax credit.8. You scream Dit-dit-ditto while making love.9. Youve argued that art has a moral foundation set in Western values.10. You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.11. You argue that you need 300 handguns in case a bear
ever attacks your home.12. Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.13. You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of
the end of racism in America.14. Youve ever said Clean air? Looks clean to me.15. Youve ever referred to Anita Hill as that lying
bitch while attending a Bob Packwood fund-raiser.16. Youve ever called education a luxury.17. You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.18. You own a vehicle with an Ollie North: American
Hero sticker.19. Youre afraid of the liberal media.20. You ever based an argument on the phrase, Well,
tradition dictates …21. Youve ever called the National Endowment for the
Arts a bunch of pornographers.22. You think all artists are gay.23. You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesnt want to contribute to society.
You might be a Democrat if…..Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must