A hillbilly kid marries his childhood sweetheart. Their honeymoon was to take place in a hunting lodge located in a special area, which is only accessible by train. They get to the station where they wait for four hours. All of the waiting passengers are getting a little miffed.

The bride realizes that she needs to go to the little girls room, and upon returning, shes crying hysterically. Her husband asks her what was up.

After a lot of effort, she says, As I was waiting in line to use the bathroom, I overheard a couple of hunters say that if the train doesnt get here soon, the f***ing season will be over.