Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen.

To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what theyre doing they can be ready in two minutes.

Women, on the other hand, are like fire. Were very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right to get a real flame going.

Men and women all in all, behave just like our basic sexual elements. If you watch single men on a weekend night they really act very much like sperm – all disorganized, bumping into their friends, swimming in the wrong direction.

I was first.

Let me through.

Youre on my tail.

Thats my spot. Theyre like the Three Billion Stooges.

But the woman is like the egg – very cool: Well, whos it going to be? I can divide. I can wait a month. Im not swimming anywhere.