06
Jul
A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights.
Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, I think this guys in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!
The cook says, He wants 3 pancakes & 2 eggs sunny-side up.
The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.
He looks at it and growls, Whats this? I didnt order this!
The young man tells him, The cook says that while youre waiting for your parts you might as well gas up!