A man walked into a stockbrokers office and said to the receptionist, I just won some money in the lottery, and I want to open an account with your %**!&%! company. Heads turned in shock at hearing the mans language. Im sorry, but we dont allow that kind of talk here, the receptionist said. Youll have to leave. I told you I want to open an account with this %**!&%! company. the man insisted. Suddenly the manager came out. Whats all the swearing about? he asked. I just won $12 million and I want to open an account with your %**!&%! company, the man replied. Oh, I see, said the manager. And these %**!&%! people are giving you a hard time?