This young couple got married and decided to honeymoon in Miami Beach, FL.

With limited resources, they decided to take a bus to Florida from New York City.

On the first day, the bus got as far as Delaware and it broke down. The bus company agreed to put the passengers up at a nearby motel. The young husband was most eager to consummate the marriage during that evening but, the young wife said, No. We must wait till we start our honeymoon in Miami Beach.

The next morning, the got back on the bus but, in South Carolina, the bus breaks down again. Again, the bus company agrees to put the passengers up at a local motel.

With more urgency, the young groom wants to consummate the marriage, but the young wife says, Not until we start our honeymoon in Miami Beach.

The next morning, they got back on the bus and, in Jacksonville FL, the bus breaks down for the third time. Once again, the bus company paid for a motel. They are hardly in the room a minute when the young bride tears off her clothes and his and pent up sex runs rampant.

After they are lying in bed, the young groom asks of the young bride, How is it, that after wanting to wait until the honeymoon starts in Miami Beach, you threw out all of the delays?

The young bride says to young groom, I was listening to the two people sitting in back of us and they said, by the time we get to Miami Beach, the fucking season will be over