Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with an Indians head under his arm. He hands it to the bartender, and the bartender hands him money. The bartender turns to them and says, I hate Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife and three kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, Ill give them a thousand bucks. Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians. After a while, they finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a ravine. The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls out his knife to claim their trophy. Jack says, Tom, take a look at this. Tom says, Not now, Im busy. Jack says, I really think you should have a look. Tom says, Asshole, cant you see Im busy? Ive got a thousand dollars in my hand. Jack says, Please, Tom, take a look. Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and theres five thousand Indians standing there. Tom says, Fuck! Were gonna be millionaires!
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