Old and New Jokes

A motorcycle cop had just pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign.May I see your drivers license and registration please.?Whats the problem, officer?You just ran that stop sign back there.Oh come on, pal, there wasnt a car within miles of me.Nevertheless, sir, you are required to come to complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution.You gotta be kidding me.Its no joke, sir.Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution.Thats beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didnt. Now, if I may see your license and…Youve got a lot of time on your hands, pal. Whats the matter, all the donut shops closed?Sir, Ill overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately.I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down and coming to a complete stop.The policeman had enough.Sir, I can do better than that.He opened the car door, dragged the rude motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.Now, sir, would you like for me to slow down or come to complete stop?