Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "Im from Ireland." "Me too! Ill drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! Ill drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "The East Side." "The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! Ill drink to that!" They both finish their pints and order two more."Where on the East Side are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! Ill drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "Thats amazing! I cant believe theyre from the same street in Dublin. Whats going on?" "Oh, its nothing amazing," says the bartender,"its just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
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Nov
Additional Jokes From "Ethnic"
- I was at this restaraunt
- What is wrong with Polish
- How do you fit four
- Tim Kelly was walking therough
- Why English is tough
- Angering the Irishman
- Actual Newspaper Headlines
- An old Jewish peddler ambled
- International Beer Syndrome
- A teacher was in class
- How do you know if
- It pays to be experienced
- Polish Women and Vibrators
- One day a Canadian an
- A bus stops and two