Old and New Jokes

There was a father and son in China that were very close. They used to go everywhere together including looking for chicken (Chinese slang for prostitute).One day, the son decided to go oversea for study. The father was very
supportive, and before his son left, the father told him, We cannot
look for chicken together for the next few years. However, if you need
to look for chicken, please go ahead and I will pay for it. But please
state the expense as Shooting Bird so that your mother will not
suspect.So the son left, and after a month, the father received the bill from
the son (shooting bird – $1000).Subsequently, and for the next few months, the bill for shooting bird is more than $1000. Well, the father could not tolerate this, so he wrote to his son. Son, you have been shooting too expensive bird, try some cheaper one.A month later, the father received another bill from his son. On it he
had written:Shooting Bird – $50
Rifle Repair – $2,000