There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.
All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!
There was only one parachute and a flashlight.

The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, Ok, This is a magic flashlight, I will shine it on the ground and you can slide down the beam of light! Then I will follow you with the parachute.

The blond looked at her sceptically and said, Do you think I am that dumb? I know when I am halfway down youre gonna turn it off!