After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
–Lorenzs Law of Mechanical Repair

Identical parts arent.
–Beachs Law

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
–Anthonys Law of the Workshop

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
— Tussmans Law

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
–Lowerys Law

The solution to a problem changes the problem.
–Peers Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
–Williams Law

Machines should work. People should think.
–IBMs Pollyanna Principle

The most ineffective workers shall be moved systematically to the place where they can do the least damage.
–The Dilbert Principle

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
–Ehrlichs Law

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
–Ralphs Observation

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
— Cannons Comment

The newer the carpet the greater the likelihood that the bread will land jelly side down.
— Law of inevitable consequences.