Resumania II
I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms.
Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.
Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.
Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.
Its best for employers that I not work with people.
Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.
I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.
Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
Note: Please dont misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job.
Marital status: often. Children: various.
The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.
Finished eighth in my class of ten.
References: none. Ive left a path of destruction behind me.
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