This is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of class or for that matter, on any day of class.

41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write Signup Sheet #5 at the top, and start passing it around the room.

42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.

43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for stud.

44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, Can you spell that?

45. Disassemble your pen. Accidently propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.

46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.

47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.

48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.

49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.

50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you cant see Macedonia.