Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:



(brace yourself)



(this is going to hurt.)



(really bad.)



I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.