Alan and his wife, Debbie, are working in the garden. Debbie bends over to rip up weeds.

Wow, Debbie, Alan says. Your butt is getting really wide.

No, its not! Debbie says.

Debbie walks towards the barbecue grill to throw the weeds in a trash can.

Your butt is getting so big that its almost wider than the grill! Alan says.

He gets a tape measure and measures Debbie and the grill.

Ha, Alan says. Your butts the same exact size as the grill!

Debbie ignores Alans comments and refuses to speak to him for three days. On the fourth night, theyre lying in bed watching television.

I could sure use some lovin, Alan says.

Debbie looks over at him and yells, Dont think for one minute that Im going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie!