Q: Whats the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but its a shame to pull it out.
Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Whats the ultimate rejection?
A: When youre masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchios face, and moaning, Lie to me!
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because its no big deal unless youre not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.
Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A: If youre Eveready, Im Frito Lay.
Q: Whats another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough
16
Oct
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Milk Truck
- Neighbors
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL