Old and New Jokes

Five men were selecter for a survey. They were taken away to a hotel called the goldings. There they found the place covered top to bottom in golden fittnigs and furnishings, the doors were gold , the floor was gold , the roof was gold , the stairs were gold .Every thing in the lobby was gold.



They were shown to there rooms by a maid , she had golden hair , golden dress , golden tights , golden shoes , golden piney and a golden hat. She shown each man in to his room.





The rooms were decorated in yet more gold. Golden beds , golden pillows , golden windows, golden toothbrushes , golden chocolates, golden soap, golden bathrobes, golden pictures .



They woke up that morning to have a bath in a golden bath with golden taps , golden mirrors , golden tiles and a golden toilet.





They were led to the golden diningroom via the golden staircase. The dining room was exquist. Golden walls , golden chairs, golden table goldrn knives and falks , golden spoons and a golden table cloth.





Theh golden maids came in and asked if they would like cerial or poridge for breakfast , while the men talked about how plush the place was.



The first man asked for poridge , as did the second third and forth , the fith asked for cerial.





and ladies and gentialmen this proves that 4 in 5 men prefur poridge!