Old and New Jokes

After you throw up, you feel better.



You can throw up whenever you want.



When you throw up, you dont have to wait in line.



Throw-up is always warm.



You dont have to sneak throw-up out of the cafeteria.



When youre throwing up, a bent spoon is an advantage.



You can lose weight throwing up.



You dont have to pay to throw up.



Throw-up is SUPPOSED to look like that.



When you throw up, you dont have to come back for seconds.



You dont have to throw up everyday.



Throwing up can never cause you to eat dorm food afterward.



You can throw up without a photo ID.



Throw-up is organic and biodegradable.



They dont ration throw-up.



After you throw up, at least you know what youve eaten.



Plastic throw-up is funny. Plastic dorm food is redundant.



You dont have to throw up the same thing five days in a row.



A dog will eat throw-up.



After you throw up, at least theres some taste in your mouth.