Old and New Jokes

A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes hes lost. He spots a man down below, lowers the balloon and shouts "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, youre in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist. "I do"replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well, everything you have told me is technically correct, but its of no use to anyone."The man below replies, "You must work in management." "I do, howd you know?" "Well" says the man, "you dont know where you are, or where youre going, but you expect me to be able to help. Youre in the same position you were before we met, but now its my fault."