CHILDRENS BOOKS YOULL NEVER SEE

1. Strangers Have the Best Candy



2. You Were an Accident 3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched



4. Some Kittens Can Fly!



5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face



6. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?



7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her



8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Associations Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Lets Go Ride Our Bikes!



9. All Dogs Go to Hell



10.The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking



11.When Mommy and Daddy Dont Know the Answer They Say God Did It



12. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia



13. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?



14. Why Cant Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?



15. Bi-Curious George



16. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry



17. Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver



18. You Are Different and Thats Bad



19. Dads New Wife Timothy



20. Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games



21. Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets



22. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad



23. The Tickling Babysitter



24. Babar Meets the Taxidermist



25. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence



26. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables



27. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Moms Purse



28. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy



29. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will



30. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead



31. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School



32. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear