SADDAM IN FIT AFTER PROZAC RUNS OUT

Amidst the bombing, Saddam Hussein was heard wimpering that he was defying the US led embargo of his country only because it prevented him from getting his prescription for Prozac refilled.



He is suffering the mother of all snits now that his medication has run out. We are fearful to be around him. It would be in the best interest of world peace to get him a megadose of Prozac so he returns to his happy, cheerful self before its too late, one of Saddams close advisors said after being assured anonymity.



A White House source admitted that the President had previously considered the option of a Prozac airdrop over Husseins bunker, but he decided against it, imagining the world with a smiling happy-go-lucky Saddam was just too much.