Old and New Jokes

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks…………

Hillary says to Janet, Youre lucky that you dont have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill….and theres no telling where he last had his pecker.



Janet responded…Just because I am aesthetically challenged (thats politically correct for ugly), doesnt mean I dont have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.



Hillary asks, Well how do you deal with the problem?



Janet says, Whenever I feel that a guys getting ready to make a pass me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart I can.



Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed to bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him…..so, she tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.



Bill rolls over and asks, That you Janet?