A truck driver was tooling down the highway one afternoon and heard a pop. Thinking that perhaps he had blown a tire, he steered the rig onto the shoulder and walked back to check his tires.
He found a bottle laying in the gutter. He picked it up and wiped off the label to see what kind of bottle it was when a very old genie popped out.
The genie said, Man, Im too old for this! You get one wish — not three — just one.
The driver thought long and hard, and finally said, It would be really nice for all the bridges to be wide enough that over-sized loads could get through without any trouble.
The genie said, Do you know how many bridges that would be?! Cant you come up with something simpler?
The driver replied, How about if you make all the blondes as smart as brunettes?
The genie shook his head vigorously and answered, How wide would you like those bridges?
07
Jun
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Stopped Using the Pill
- Bigfoot Blonde
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Student has compulsion to have sex with every man she meets
- Brunette Shopping
- Blonde With 2 Horses
- A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
- Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- Is your blinker on?
- Death in the Family!
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- At the Porno Store
- Stranded on an island
- The locked up car keys..
- Puzzle