Old and New Jokes

There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didnt need him anymore.



One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.



The scientist says to God – God, you know, a bunch of us have been thinking and Ive come to tell you that we really dont need you anymore. I mean, weve been coming up with great theories and ideas, weve cloned sheep, and were on the verge of cloning humans. So as you can see, we really dont need you.



God nods understandingly and says. I see. Well, no hard feelings.

But before you go lets have a contest. What do you think?



The scientist says, Sure. What kind of contest?

God: A man-making contest.



The scientist: Sure! No problem.

The scientist bends down and picks up a handful of dirt and says, Okay, Im ready!



God replies, No, no, no… You go get your own dirt.