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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, Whats the matter?



To which the blonde replies… Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.



The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl. Why dont you go home for the day… we arent terribly busy just take the day off to relax and

rest.



The blonde very calmly states…No.. Id be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.



The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual… If you need anything just let me know.



Well… a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde…he looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!!!!!



He rushes out to her asking, Whats so bad now… are you gonna be okay??



No… exclaims the blonde, I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said that her mom died too!!