Three ducks arrive at the Police station. In deciding why theyre here, a police officer goes up to the first duck and says Whats your name?? The duck replies Quack. The police officer then asks And why are you here ?? The duck says For blowing bubbles in the pond. Blowing bubbles in the pond!! Thats illegal!! Thats a $50.00 fine!! The duck agrees to pay the fine.
The police officer goes up to the second duck and says Whats your name?? The duck replies Quack Quack. The police officer then asks And why are you here?? The duck says For blowing bubbles in the pond. Blowing bubbles in the pond!! Thats illegal!! Thats a $50.00 fine!! The duck agrees to pay the fine.
The police officer goes up to the third duck and says And your name must be Quack Quack Quack. And the duck replies No, its Bubbles.
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Jul
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Two Canadian Seasons
- The creation story (as told by the cat)
- Glad to be Drunk
- Breakfast
- The Lettuce Joke
- What kind of bunny…..
- Changing Schools.
- Osama/Taliban Jokes
- Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
- Quick Conquer Of Poland
- Shellfish Crab
- Johnny gets his license.
- A Pointed Warning
- Benefits of Being Female
- OJs Clock