A redneck cowboy rides into town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and dog under the shade of a tree and goes into the bar for a cold beer. About twenty minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy tells him that its his. The policeman says, Your dog is in heat.

The redneck cowboy answers, No way the dogs in heat; hes cool cause hes tied under the shade of the tree.

The policeman says, No! you dont understand, your dog needs to be bred.

The redneck sowboy shakes his head and says, No way dog needs bread, hes not hungry, I gave him beef jerky this morning.

The policeman finally gets mad and says, Look, your dog wants to have sex.

The redneck cowboy looks at him and says, Go ahead; I always wanted a policedog!