You might be a redneck if, your wifes hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!

You might be a redneck if, you refuse to slide during a softball game because you dont want to crush your cigarettes!

You might be a redneck if, youre mowing your lawn and find a car.

You might be a redneck If, you were shooting pool when any of your children were born!

You might be a redneck if, you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table.

You might be a redneck if, the interviewer asks, Did you know that we are a Fortune 500 Company? And you answer, What track do yall sponsor that race at? I aint been to that one yet.

You might be a redneck If, youve ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!

You are a redneck if your prom date is your brother, or if you went to the prom in your fathers pickup truck!

You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree your dog does!