Old and New Jokes

Why cant blondes put in light bulbs?

They keep breaking them with the hammers.



How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

Whats a light bulb?

Or: You can change those things?!

Or: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, Daaaddy!



How does a blonde change a lightbulb?

She says, Daddy, I want a new apartment.



Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. Were three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still wont light up?

Blonde: No, its working fine.

Operator: Then whats the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.