These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…

OH, DONT FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. ITS NO BIG DEAL.

Translated:* I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that Im hurt.

HEY, IVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT IM DOING.

Translated:* And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I CANT FIND IT.

Translated:* It didnt fall into my outstretched hands, so Im completely clueless.