Chem one-liners 03
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldnt put it down?
Whats the formula for water? -H-two-O Whats the formula for an ice cube? -H-two-O-CUBED
Q: What do you get when you combine Al Gore with O2?
A: Oxymoron
The best chemists would definitely not be pet owners.
Their idea of a catalyst:
2 bags of cat litter
3 cans of cat food
1 can of flea powder
1 collar
Q: How do you get lean molecules?
A:Feed them titrations.
Q: And why does a white bear melt in water?
A: Because its polar.
Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory?
His business went insolvent.
Q: Whats the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon.
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