Good girls say Thanks for a wonderful dinner …
Bad girls say, Whats for breakfast?

Good girls never go after another girls man …
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties …
Bad girls dont wear any.

Good girls wax their floors …
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot …
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner …
Bad girls make reservations

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies …
Bad girls know they could do better

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss …
Bad girls never do either, unless hes very, very rich.

Good girls believe youre not fully dressed without a strand of pearls …
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love italian food …
Bad girls love italian waiters.