Old and New Jokes

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW?

A: Four. Two in front, two in back.

Q: How can you tell if you have an elephant in your fridge?

A: All the Jell-o is gone

Q: How can you tell if you have two elephants in your fridge?

A: All the Jell-o is gone, and theres tracks in the butter

Q: How can you tell if you have three elephants in your fridge?

A: All the Jell-o is gone, theres tracks in the butter, and the roast is half eaten.

Q: How can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?

A: Theres a VW parked out front.