• Barney gets a boner

   

• Barneys night with Madonna

   

• Barney, Beavis & Butthead

   

• Jurassic Barney

   

• Barney talks to the authorities about missing children

   

• Barney gets the lab results on those green spots

   

• Barney buys a rubber

   

• Barney barbeques the backyard gang

   

• Picking up the dino-doo

   

• Bopping baby bop

   

• Barneys favorite sailor songs

   

• Barney comes out of the closet

   

• Barney meets Godzilla

   

• Barney on a bender

   

• Barney has needs…

   

• Barney at Betty Ford

   

• Barney admits eating all the adults

   

• Barneys big purple one

   

• Barney buys a blow-up doll

NOTE: No one assumes responsibility for this drivel and were not even sure where it came from (rumors are that it was left on our doorstep by a large yellow bird, who ran away shouting something about that overstuffed purple bastard!).