A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink. All of a sudden she gets an idea that she knows will solve her problems.

She takes her change and goes to the man at the end of the bar and says, Mister, Im broke and my landlord said if I dont give him the rent money first thing in the morning, Im out of a place to live. Ill bet you my last five dollars that i can come up with a rhyme that you cant come up with a reply to.

The man wanting to help her says ok go ahead.

So she tells him, six times six is thirty-six and three is thirty-nine. I can tell the length of yours but you cant tell the depth of mine.

The man scratches his head and says, your right, I cant top that. and he pays her the five dollars.

Then she goes to the next man and the next until she has beat every man in the bar. So she goes to the next bar and starts betting 100 at a time. She does this at every bar on the block until she has 3,000 dollars. Deciding thats enough she heads for home.

On her way she meets a bum in an alley and decides to have a little fun. So she tells the bum that she will bet her 3,000 dollars against his bottle of booze that she can tell him a ryhme to wich he cant come up with a reply. The bum figures what the heck and says your on

Six times six is thirty-six and three is thirty-nine, I can tell the length of yours but you cant tell the depth of mine.

The bum sits back, thinks for a minute and says six times six is thirty-six and three is thirty-nine, I can piss in yours but you cant piss in mine!!