90s Mentality Signs
* Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food bags out of the back seat of your car.
* Your reason for not staying in better touch with your family is that they dont have E-mail addresses.
* Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPNs homepage to your bookmarks.
* You have a to do list that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks –and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off.
* You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
* Standard pick-up lines now include references to liquid assets and capital gains.
* You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
* You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
* Your idea of being organized is multiple colored sticky notes.
* Your grocery list has been on the front of your fridge so long some of the products dont even exist any longer.
* You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on how to improve their production and marketing processes.
* You get all excited when its Saturday — and that just means you can wear your sweats to work.
* You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
* You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what it is you do for a living.
* You typically eat out of vending machines, and at the most expensive restaurant in the city, within the same week.
* You think that progressing an action plan and calendarizing a project are standard and acceptable English phrases.
* You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next-door neighbors.
* You ask your friends to, think out of the box when making Friday night plans.
* You think Einstein would have been more effective if he put his ideas into matrix.
* You think a half day means leaving at 5 oclock.
* You hear most of your jokes via E-mail instead of in person.
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