Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.

One of the men walked into the office and said, We need some four-by-twos.

The clerk asked, You mean two-by-fours, dont you?

The man said, Ill go check, and went back to the truck.

He returned shortly and said, Yeah, I meant two-by-four.

All right. How long do you need them?

The customer paused for a moment and said, Id better go check.

After a while, he returned to the office and said, –

A long time. Were gonna build a house…