Richard Branson, after naming his record company, film company and airline Virgin Records, Virgin Films, and Virgin Atlantic respectively breaks into the condom market. Finally he has a product that is in some way associated to the name of the company. So what does he do? Names them Mates condoms. What a wasted opportunity. Perhaps he thought people would only use them on virgins.
Jiffy Condoms
A competitor (at least in the UK) is Jiffy condoms. They ran a campaign a couple of years back with some amazing T-shirts with the following slogans: (There were more, but I cant remember them).
Got a stiffy?
Wear a Jiffy.
Me no daft, me no silly,
Me wear Jiffy on my Willy.
Real men come in a Jiffy.
If shes hot and needs some succour
Wear a Jiffy so you can fuck her.
Old Halloween gag
Heard about the two homosexual ghosts?
They put the willies up each other.